Emmy's Interview
Favorite Drink?
Midouri Sour.
What should a guy say to you if he抯 trying to bone you?
"Wow, you look like a supermodel." Orrrrrrr "Be gentle... I'm a virgin." Both of those would definitely work.
What should he say to you if he doesn抰 like when girls touch his penis?
"Sorry, I'm gay."
Is there ever a time when it抯 inappropriate to wear mesh shorts?
No, especially if they are size XL and they say Notre Dame Football on them and you woke up wearing them lying next to Brady Quinn.
What抯 your most embarrassing college moment?
Wow that抯 a tough one. I think I have a new embarrassing college moment every weekend. Between drunken falls, drunken fights in playboy bunny costumes, ripping a giant hole in the ass of my jeans and being chased back to my dorm by Mexicans, and being kicked out of a party because I ate an entire box of Reese's Puffs.
What was your favorite show on TGIF?
Boy Meets World, obviously.
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